T: Eek! David Mamet's "Romance"
T: The poster with the goat head over there
T: David Mamet and romance doesn't go together
T: Better than Neil LaBute and romance
H: Let's play a game of "Which would you rather?" Would you rather watch romance by David Mamet or romance by Neil LaBute?
T: Cynical or visceral?
H: What I want to know is why isn't there a third option: sporking my eyes out...OOOH, Cheryl Wheeler is playing!