* Mal playing King Arthur ("An Alliance swallow, or an Eastern Persephone swallow?"
* Zoe playing the person doing the coconuts ("Message, Sir" as she gets an arrow through her)
* Wash doing the Lancelot charge
* Niska being the King of Swamp Castle ("Let's not get carried away about who killed who"
* Simon being Sir Galahad
* River being Prince Herbert ("I just want to......SIIIIIIING or KIIIIIILLL")
* Jayne as Sir Robin ("Bravely ran away....")
* Shephard Book as Sir Bedevere
* The Reavers as the Knights who say "NI!!!!"
and of course....
Kaylee as naughty, wicked Zoot ("Spank me. And after spanking, the oral sex. YES!!! THE ORAL SEX!!!!!") Of course, she says it to Galahad/Simon