I tried out for the MTG production of "Once Upon a Mattress." I may not be the best singer or dancer, but I could work my ass of in trying for a good performance. They were short on male performers to try out so I had a shot. I received a call on Saturday saying "On behalf of the MTG....we can't give you a part." Now, as I stroll through the infinite corridor, I see a poster saying "Jester needed" for the same show. It was the same role I tried out for. *sigh* It's like they are saying "We really need someone to fill this part....but we're not going to give it to you." My day just keeps getting better and better.