To all those who know me, brace yourselves: I just got a haircut. With my observations about campus life, I've noticed that men with long hair usually have the women, men with short hair are usually their "friends." I can name several examples in a flash, but I won't go into names. In my case, with one very distinct exception, I am not lucky either way. So I say "Fuck it" and went the middle ground. I don't have a crew cut, but I no longer have the "Einstein meets Emmett Brown" look. Call it my acceptance to the inevitable fact that I will become an 24 year-old adult in exactly one month. Hopefully, a party involving liquid latex of DOOM will change my perspective.