Are you an innie or an outie?
Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
Have you ever written a song?
I wrote a song about AIDS called "The Future War" in high school.
Can you make change for a dollar right now?
Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
Have you ever smelled your own feet?
When I was little.
Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
Beside. I like tartar sauce instead of ketchup on my fries.
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
I'm not rigel
Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Have you ever broken a mirror?
Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
Never was cold enough in New York to do that. Definitely wasn't cold enough in Miami to do that. Besides, I was a little too smart for that.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Ignorance and hypocrisy.
Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
occasionally, especially chocolate milk!
Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
Double Whopper. Basically double stuff (like a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese.)
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
Does hot tubbing count?
When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
plastic, as they compress a lot more.
True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
Did you have a baby blanket?
A Return of the Jedi sheet from New York.
Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
One time when I was 12.
Have you ever sleepwalked?
No. It's always been some level of consciousness.
Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
When I was 5, I think.
Can you flip your eye-lids up?
15 years ago.
Are you double jointed?
I wish. ;)
If you could be any age, what age would you be?
18. Could start MIT all over again (and get it right this time).
Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
Have you ever thrown up after a roller coaster ride?
What is your dream car?
DeLorean or red Porsche
What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
No. Note to self: Watch "Ed" and his $10 bets.
If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Can you pick something up with your toes?
Oh yeah. My feet are like talons.
How many remote controls do you have in your house?
4 (TV, DVD player, VCR, cable)
Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
Blacked out a couple of times.
How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
How many foreign countries have you visited?
Canada. Visited Puerto Rico, but that doesn't count.
If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
I would compete just for the fun of it.
Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
Don't know. I've been poor and unhappy for too long.
If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
float, and yell for help
Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
No. Usually have a sense of direction.
Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
Neither. More like Rafiki from "The Lion King"
Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
a silly question. crayons.
Do you prefer light or dark bread?
Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
All of the above, though I'm a sucker for omlettes (hence scrambled)
Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
Do you talk in your sleep?
sometimes, I've been told
Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
Shovel snow. I like the cold and numbness.
Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
Depends on how quick the poison is.
Have you ever played in the rain?
Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
Bear. They have better eyesight.
Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
Don't like kittens.
Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Yes. I used to live in Florida. Enough said.
Do you drink pepsi or coke?
What's your favorite number?
If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
sports car. SUVs suck ass.
Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
accidentally and purposefully!
Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
Been there. Done that.
Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
Almost but not quite
Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
Been there. Done that.
Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
Been there. Done that.
Have you ever returned a gift?
Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
Men's figure skating.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
Do you sing in the car?
Yes, especially with the driver.
Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
What is your favorite breed of dog?
Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
What is your least favorite fruit?
What kind of fruit have you never had?
If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
Suncoast Video or Best Buy
What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
Are/were you a good student?
I was valedictorian in high school
Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
Never arm wrestled with my current friends.
If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
Air Force, probably. I've always wanted to fly. and hey, it would set me up for the astronaut program quite nicely.
Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
yep! if it weren't so damned expensive, I'd have done it by now.
What do you think is your best feature?
my hair? my smile? my forgiveness? my romanticism? my ability to look gothy? my charm?
If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
What is your favorite season?
Summer. I'm tired of the heat and insects.
How many members do you have in your immediate family?
My family seems to get smaller and smaller. Right now 6 if you include my two dogs.
Which of the five senses is most important to you?
Hearing since my mother and I have extremely sensitive (yet incoherent) hearing.
Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
Painter. (See nude sketches)
How many years will/did you end up going to college?
Hope to get into grad school.
Have you ever had surgery?
Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
skater. ice! besides, the motions associated with ice skating translate to roller blading and skiing!
What do you like to collect?
Mugs, shot glasses, and DVDs